Ripped

What’s a moment that made you realize you were stronger than you thought?

I picked up my fallen motorcycle. 💪

How?? Well, here’s the toot-o-really-al:

  1. Turn the engine off – flip the kill switch and remove the key. Who cares which gear you’re in?!
  2. Engage the kickstand if possible.
  3. Get in twerk position; er, face away from the motorcycle, squat down. Use the handlebars for greater moment generation — remember see-saws?
  4. Use your quadriceps *not back muscles* to push and rotate the motorcycle upward. Grimace and grunt.
  5. Keep the motorcycle still when upright.
  6. Get back on the road! After resting, hydrating, and regulating blood sugar.. you know. Aaaaaaand make sure you still have oil, coolant, etcétera. Roadside assistance doesn’t cost THAT much; even I have it to feel safe.